Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
where are you?
Hypothermia
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
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