Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
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