garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
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