Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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