Just mADE A PArabola og urine
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
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i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
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Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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