Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
Is Oprah even human
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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