The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
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You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
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Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
The dog destroyed my vibrator and swallowed several pieces. Vet gave us a laxative so now I’m checking lots of dog shit and having no orgasms. Plus the cute vet knows I don’t get enough dick, so that’s just great
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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