you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
I have funfetti in my underwear...will you come get me?
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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