Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
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