Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
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I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
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His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
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