That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
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Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
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Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
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