Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
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No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
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some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
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