Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
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