I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
Randomize
