but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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