I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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