i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
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she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
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Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
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