Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
two of my INSANE ex girlfriends just texted me saying their coming over because im home alone. needless to say, im deleting my twitter.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
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i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
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Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
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