His pubic hair was longer than his dick
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
Randomize
