oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
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woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
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hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
we're so committed to being not committed
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