Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
Slut skills are useful in every country.
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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