There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
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obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
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Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
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