I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
I will die if light touches me.
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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