"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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