worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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