You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
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I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
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Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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