I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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