is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
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