i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
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I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
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She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
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