Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
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