Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
Randomize
