That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
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Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
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you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
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