All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
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