remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
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i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
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Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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