ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Randomize
