U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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