Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
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He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
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LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
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