There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
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