how hairy? two words: wookie tits
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
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I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
Strip clubs it is bday boy. One condition. I am in full custody of your ID. I plan on being in no condition to coordinate rescue operations and we need to keep casualties to a minimum. You cannot be trusted.
Alright goddamnit. Can I bring my pirate hat?
I insist.
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Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
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