She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
