i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
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Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
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i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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