once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
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Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
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my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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