If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Yet again my drunken self has managed to find his way into the middle of nowhere with no shoes or recollection of what happened last night.
Then I guess you don't remember me driving you there after you tried making out with my girlfriend, dipshit.
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
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I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
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So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
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