he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
no more duck duck goose at the bar
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
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Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
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I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
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