Um....I woke up to a lipgloss covered bottle of Jack daniels in my arms..
You've kissed worse.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
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