Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
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I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
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I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
He finger blasted me like an angel dude