my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.