when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
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