He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.