guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
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Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
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Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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