I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
I just woke up in my closet, wearing a pink cowboy hat and a pink thong...
I want my thong back.
I hate you tequila.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
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He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
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The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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