Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
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