So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
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you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
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Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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