i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
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Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
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just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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