So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
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