why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
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side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
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She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
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