Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
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what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
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I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
He better not be in your backpack
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
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