im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
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I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
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Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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